Saturday, June 15, 2013

Contrary to Popular Belief…I Am NOT Wed

Hello Lovers,

While marriage can be a beautiful thing, really, it wouldn’t be fair to deprive the masses of their wet dream of being hitched to me.  Thus, I am not wed…just too lazy to blog.  And according to my dear friends, it’s a good thing I have such fabulous, well everything, else I might have to you know, work for a living.  Ah, I do love the smell of hater-ade in the morning…and a new pair of stilettos in the box anytime.

So, just to let you know. I will be writing more, and not just because my publisher got me tipsy on rum balls.  There’s a reason rum balls are smaller in circumference than softballs.  Just saying.  Of course, that didn’t stop me from giving it the good, old college try.  Ah, college.  The things I did…the people I did.  And I’d do it all again.

Wishing you lots of whipped cream with cherries on top,


“Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.” —Sophia Loren